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iflybikes:

Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.
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puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

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ambitiousbard:

automatomik:

emptytankofgas:

automatomik:

emptytankofgas:

9gag:

This kid was a toaster for Halloween

oh for crust’s sake

god rye

Wheat try for better jokes but it’s late.

We’d butter stop while we’re a-bread

what do you think you’ll grain with all these jokes
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fall-out-boy:

#something stupid probably
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glowe-job:

Glow |||  Radioactive

sadstagram:

looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me 

Friday, Apr 18   ( 32648, )

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

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holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*

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